THE WALL

As I watch all the Hoopla for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee all I could possibly think of is what in the hell is in this lady’s purse that she needs to carry it around wherever she goes. Maybe she has pepper spray? Oh no, a cell phone….Iphone maybe. She carrys this black purse like she has to carry around her driver’s liscence and vex money. She loves that damn black purse and it’s probably a proper thing to do for a woman to carry a purse around but dammit Queen, there gotta be something juicy in there that we need to know. Will her horse and carriage leave her at the grocery and she needs cab money to get back to the palace? I think not!!! Maybe keys to the palace door? Nahhhhhh! lipstick? Nahhhhhh!!, a Gun? hmmmmmm, extra underwear for any mishaps? Maybe? So what in the hell is in the Queen’s purse?

What do you think?

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